We print on only the finest second hand vintage black velvet, reclaimed from Elvis (Vegas-Era) paintings and lovingly stripped of all Elvisness. Any imperfections are vintage, and your satisfaction is not only guarateed, but if you don't like your print, we will bus you to the location of the photograph and provide you with 8x10 view camera to take a better photo yourself! *

*This is a ficticious store with ficticious products and a demonstration website that you should not be on.